Fortune Cookies: My 400 Writing Prompts

*Write ten original thoughts that will be stuffed inside fortune cookies for perfect strangers to read. 6/400*

1. Hey, have you ever thought about eating this paper?
2. What are these cookies even made out of?
3. Don’t tell me … Chinese again this week?
4. Why don’t YOU give me a fortune for a change!
5. *You probably didn’t read this*
6. It’s a trial that this cookie tastes bad. You passed if you’re reading this!
7. You will be on the toilet for an unusually long time tonight.
8. BANANAS!
9. Your last fortune was probably better.
10. What are fortune cookies anymore?! It’s more like a miniature advice column now. (Don’t walk in street, you might not reach other side).